And..........
Zac 1997
Remember when we bought our first computer, to document the family tree
It seemed to be very necessary then, if we were to pursue this genealogy
Two years down the road and we upgraded to one, with a CD & much more
And now that I have a web page, I have alot more grey hairs...that's for sure
It has been 3 weeks of learning a language, which I had not known, existed
And I'm now at the stage, that with the search engines my page is finally listed
But today, the house needs cleaning & the ironing definitely needs to be done
So I'm off to do the necessary, and then I'll be straight back to have more fun
Garry (also known as gazmos) has sisters - three lovely ones in all
And the eldest one in particular, is always giving him a call
His brain she does continually pick, for the knowledge she knows he's got
But he's always very good to her and he's taught her a lot
Sometimes he goes AWOL and does not tell her until after the event
And when he logs back in, he finds all those messages that in panic she had sent
Well, Vicki finally went on-line.... Went with a full blast into cyberspace
And she began to sit in front of her computer, with a sometimes-worried face
But that little monster inside, he did notice her occasional look of glee
So he did something to convince her -"You're not in control here. It's lil' old me!"
He took a few days or more, to decide what revenge that he would take
And when he finally corrupted those files of hers, all over she did shake.
But Vicki has probably have learnt by now, the most important lesson of all
ALWAYS be nice to your computer, because he can send you to a crawl
The three of us would like our Mother, to come and see this land of ours
To go surfing on the Internet, even just to look at recipes & pretty flowers
But Mum, even if you only used it, to sometimes send a message or two
We would be able to stay in contact a whole lot more than we presently do
I know when you try to ring me, an engaged signal you usually get
"She's on that blasted computer again" is what you say, I bet
But Mum, it never ceases to amaze me, what I find on the 'net out there
A whole new wealth of knowledge which nearly everyone is willing to share.........